January 2012
Don't you hate it when you're in class, hungry,...
When you're on tumblr and your mom brings home...
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That feeling when you accidentally drop the food... →
icrackedcorn:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
When I'm eating something really hot but I keep...
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When my mom says "Dinner's ready"
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I'm not fat..
I’m just so sexy, it overflows.
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me: I'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: I'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
1990: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
2005: Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin Everywhere.
2011: Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass , Ass.
we-are-not-friends:
selfimm0lationnnnn:
“But giving blowjobs is degrading to women etc etc”
Dude
it’s the most empowering thing ever
you really dont know how empowering it is unless you look up at him and you see how much control you have OKAY
dang extreme feminists
aw baby knows what’s up
this argument is so valid. hahahaha.
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